Larry Thomas, who played New York’s famed ‘Soup Nazi’ on NBC’s Seinfeld, … will serve soups, such as mulligatawny, crab bisque, turkey chili, jambalaya, black bean, chicken broccoli and clam bisque, at the diner, 412 Columbia St., on Saturday from 10 a.m. to 2 p.m.

The Soup Nazi! Bwaaah. If the roads weren’t still crusted with snow, I might drive myself out to New West and pick me up some mulligatawny. Or crab bisque. *shuffles to left* *asks for soup in expressionless voice* *avoids PDAs* *hands money to cashier* Wait!

“No bread? Everyone else got bread.”

“You want bread? Three dollars!”

“But…”

“No soup for you!”