Category Archives: Writing

Sometimes I want to chow down on a sack of Cheese Puffs…

…but that doesn’t mean they have nutritional value (Part 1)

I’m sorry, I didn’t realize that I was a bad feminist for pointing out that chick lit treats women like they’re stupid. (Bookslut)

Women’s studies, my ass (Maud Newton)

On the one hand, I respect a person’s right to write and read fluff. It sells. People enjoy reading it. Cool. I used to read Judith Krantz. What of it?

But on the other hand, the implication that it’s anything more than what it is bugs. It might be an entertaining story, a good yarn, as they used to say. But it’s not literature. Literature isn’t obsessed with shoes.

I was having a hard time getting started on my NaNo and I remembered a book I read earlier this year (The Rules of Engagement by Catherine Bush). I thought reading a page or two might inspire me because, as I recalled, it had a style/tone similar to what I was trying to achieve. Anyhow, one of the back cover review quotes says, in part: “As any fine novel should, it raises more questions than it answers…”

Yes.

A literary work is contemplative. The writer thinks about things, which means the narrator/protagonist thinks about things, which in turn makes the reader think about things. It’s a dialogue, a conversation, because it requires the reader to actively work to fill in what the writer has left unsaid. Because of this, two people who read the same book might be left with very different impressions of what it means.

A fluffy book doesn’t require thinking. In fact, thinking too much spoils the effect of the fluffy book, because it usually exposes inconsistencies or flaws in the narrative. With a fluffy book, the writer tells the reader a story. There is no ambiguity as to what it is about. It’s meant to be entertaining, fun, “an escape,” just like a summer movie or a cheesy soap.

Not-thinking is the entire point of fluffy books! Thus, it’s oxymoronic to claim that they are substantial works that actually make a statement about something.

To be continued…

Actual Content

So I’ve made my word count so far, but it’s taking more hours that I planned. I’m hoping it’ll speed up once I get more into the story.

Anyhow. During my daily blog-reading (read: procrastination), I ran across this:

[Japanese author Haruki] Murakami believes the first step toward successful writing is proper physical fitness.

“First train your body. Then, your writing style will follow,” the author said, is a mantra by which he lives. Murakami has run the Boston Marathon six times and will run his 34th marathon this weekend.

“I realized that I needed physical strength [to focus on writing for long periods] and that strength helped to develop my writing style,” he said.

I’d like to believe that.

Went for a run last night. When I started, it was just drizzling, but it picked up just after I reached my turn-around point. And then–whoosh–it was sheeting down. The light was crazy with headlights bouncing off all that water. My shoes felt all spongey. Squish, squish, crunch through the leaves. And my (bright yellow reflective) jacket plastered itself to me. Was all good, though. I’d warmed up by that time, and it wasn’t cold, just wet. Plus I felt really energetic right from the beginning. I think part of it is the abrupt change from running in the daylight to running in the dark. It’s a different experience. Makes me feel all dedicated and stuff. πŸ˜‰

I love November.

NaNoWriMo 2005 Soundtrack

Per all the discussions of novel-writing soundtracks lately, this is the soundtrack I’ve come up with for my 2005 NaNo. The story takes place in the fall of 1995, probably going into early 1996, so I wanted songs that a) evoked that era and b) reflected the mood of the characters. There’s some method to the order, but I’ve been playing it on shuffle and I think I like the randomness.

Jann Arden – “Good Mother”
Sarah McLachlan – “Hold On”
Natalie Merchant – “San Andreas Fault”
Garbage – “Only Happy When It Rains”
Wild Strawberries – “On My Own”
Hole – “Doll Parts”
Indigo Girls – “Touch Me Fall”
REM – “Bittersweet Me”
Belly – “Silverfish”
Nirvana – “Come As You Are”
Joan Osborne – “Crazy Baby”
Green Day – “Basket Case”
Jewel – “Foolish Games”
Jann Arden – “Gasoline”
Counting Crows – “A Long December”
Garbage – “#1 Crush”
The Cranberries – “Liar”
Weezer – “The World Has Turned and Left Me Here”
Toad the Wet Sprocket – “Good Intentions”
No Doubt – “Don’t Speak”
Oasis – “Don’t Look Back in Anger”
Alanis Morrissette – “You Learn”
Bruce Cockburn – “Someone I Used to Love”
Tori Amos – “Pretty Good Year”

NaNo Story Decision

Okay. So I think I’ve decided which project it will be.

I’ve pulled out a story that I outlined around the time we started Toasted Cheese, then never really did anything with. It has a vivid setting, lots of characters, and a twisty, messy plot (I know! A plot!)! I don’t have a lot invested in it, so I think it’s something I can have fun with. I had a lot of fun with NaNo last year, and while I contemplated doing the memoir, somehow I don’t see that being a “fun” project. Fiction’s just easier anyhow. No worries about hurting anyone’s feelings or keeping your facts straight. Not so much with non-fiction.

Anyhow. Story doesn’t have a title. Guess that’s the next thing to contemplate.

NaNoWriMo 2005

So I activated my NaNo account. Updated my profile w/ 2004 winner! info.

I changed templates here (new story deserves a fresh look) and changed my NaNo icon to reflect my winner! status. (I can rest on that laurel until November 30.)

(For some reason, every time I say winner! I feel the compulsion to add an exclamation mark.)

I haven’t 100% committed to this year’s project yet. It’ll probably be the memoir. Need to sit down and do some planning.

I will be doing it though. Last year proved that NaNo works for me, and you don’t mess w/ what works.

Funny

Saw this post at MediaBistro this morning.

*insert laughter here*

I recognized it immediately. We (Toasted Cheese) received this “query” about two months ago. I snarked at the sender’s extreme cluelessness, considered ignoring the e-mail, but in the end, whipped off a quick “our submission guidelines are here” response. We haven’t heard anything further from the guy.

Anyhow, Claire at MB covers all the salient points. Honestly, I don’t think there’s any hope for people who are as out of it as that letter-writer but her advice may help others.

Mine would be:

1. Learn how to write a query letter. There’s plenty of information available online. Google is your friend.

2. Professional correspondence–even in e-mail form–should always have a greeting “Dear Ms. Editor” and a closing “Sincerely, Jane Writer.”

3. Don’t: tell the editor your life story, list every story you’ve ever written, lead with a negative (“I’ve never been published”).

4. Do: show the editor that you’ve done your homework (why is your work right for the editor’s publication?), list a few relevant writing credits if you have them &/or your credentials (e.g. a degree in writing), follow the publication’s submission guidelines.

5. It’s your job to find your target publication’s submission guidelines, READ THEM, and follow them. This takes time, but it is not rocket science.

6. Only submit work that is appropriate for the publication. If the publication says it accepts fiction and poetry, don’t send a book review! If it’s a romantic-themed journal, don’t send a horror story. If it says “stories under 1,000 words only” don’t send one that’s 2,000-words.

Every submission period, we toss ~20% of the subs we receive because they haven’t followed our fairly basic submission guidelines. Submissions are most often disqualified for the following reasons:

*wrong e-mail address / incorrect subject line

*too many pieces submitted at once / two or more genres submitted at once / more than one submission during a submission period

*exceeds 5,000 words (our maximum)