Author Archives: Theryn

Nanaimo Bars

Nanaimo BarsBottom Layer: Melt ½ cup unsalted butter, ¼ cup white sugar, and 5 tbsp cocoa over medium heat. Add 1 beaten egg and stir to cook and thicken. Remove from heat. Stir in 1¾ cups graham wafer crumbs, ½ cup slivered almonds, and 1 cup unsweetened coconut. Press into an ungreased 9×13 pan and chill.

Middle Layer: Cream together ½ cup unsalted butter, 2 tbsp + 2 tsp cream (or milk), 2 tbsp vanilla custard powder, and 2 cups icing sugar. Beat until light. Spread over bottom layer and chill.

Top Layer: Melt 4 squares semi-sweet chocolate and 2 tbsp unsalted butter over low heat. Cool. When cool, but still liquid, pour over second layer and chill.

Keep in refrigerator.

2006 Books Read – #15

Dark Star Safari by Paul Theroux

Dark Star Safari

I started reading this back in September (or was it August?). At any rate, once school started, that reading usurped this reading (as it so often does) and here we are. I’m on vacay now and I finished it!

The front/back cover quotes give a rather upbeat impression of the book’s contents, but as is so often the case with cover blurbs, they are off the mark. “Rollicking entertainment.”? I think not, Publishers Weekly. Now, it’s true that Paul Theroux cracks me up in a way that he really shouldn’t. I mean, I’m constantly rolling my eyes and groaning at his sexism, but that’s part of the reason he amuses me, I guess (he’s also snarky and observant). Anyhow. So, all throughout this journey, he’s working on this “erotic short story,” the fact of which is hilarious. It’s such a counterpoint to the situations he finds himself in while traveling by bus/train/boat/etc. from Egypt to South Africa. At the same time, it’s the ribbon that ties the whole thing together, because this trip was for him a return to Africa. In the ’60s, he spent two years in the Peace Corps, teaching in Malawi. To understand this book, you really have to read his “novel” My Secret History first. In brief, the main character, Andre Parent (bwahaha), a fledgling writer, joins the Peace Corps as a teacher (sound familiar?) and spends his time in Africa having a lot of sex with local girls.

Well, it was the ’60s. Now it’s the ’00s. So the trip is a reflection on what has changed and what hasn’t and whether it’s better or worse or just is what it is. It gets you thinking about the havoc that colonialism has wrought (and is still wreaking, really), not just in Africa, but all over the world. And it gives you just an inkling of an idea of just how complicated it all is, how many facets there are, how so much depends on who you are and how you’re looking at the situation—and how difficult (if not impossible) it is for outsiders to understand anything. His observations about the effects of foreign aid (both money/other donations and workers/volunteers) are thought-provoking.

Overall, I found it thoughtful rather than rollicking. Often sad, but always affectionate. Not recommended unless you’ve read some of his other work (including MSH). I’d think it would be just an eccentric travelogue without the context.

Another Silly Quiz

Ottava rima? Hrm, can’t say I’m familiar. But I guess any result that includes the phrase “gleeful spite” is all right by me 😉

Ottava rima? Me? That can’t be right!
Too frivolous? But tut, there’s no such thing!
Let others ponder thoughts of wrong and right,
Or sit and think how much they love the spring;
I’d rather spend my time in gleeful spite,
Or maybe laugh, or maybe sit and sing.
Besides, it might be fun to be inspiring –
But surely it would get so very tiring.

What Poetry Form Are You?

Apparently, if I wasn’t an ottava rima, I’d be a sonnet:

I am the sonnet, never quickly thrilled;
Not prone to overstated gushing praise
Nor yet to seething rants and anger, filled
With overstretched opinions to rephrase;
But on the other hand, not fond of fools,
And thus, not fond of people, on the whole;
And holding to the sound and useful rules,
Not those that seek unjustified control.
I’m balanced, measured, sensible (at least,
I think I am, and usually I’m right);
And when more ostentatious types have ceased,
I’m still around, and doing, still, all right.
In short, I’m calm and rational and stable –
Or, well, I am, as much as I am able.

What Poetry Form Are You?

Seen at: scribblingwoman.

So What I Decided To Do Is…

Keep taking photos every day. I haven’t decided what will happen after that—maybe I will batch post at some point or maybe I will just post the ones I really like. I didn’t want to commit to posting each photo on the day it was taken indefinitely because that would be setting myself up for failure.

What Kind of Reader Are You?

What Kind of Reader Are You?
Your Result: Obsessive-Compulsive Bookworm

78%

You’re probably in the final stages of a Ph.D. or otherwise finding a way to make your living out of reading. You are one of the literati. Other people’s grammatical mistakes make you insane.
Book Snob

78%

Dedicated Reader

76%

Literate Good Citizen

75%

Fad Reader

2%

Non-Reader

0%

What Kind of Reader Are You?
Create Your Own Quiz

Shocking, I know.

Seen at Queen of West Procrastination.

TC’s Pushcart Nominations

One of the cool things about being an editor is that you get to nominate writers for prizes! Toasted Cheese’s nominations for the Pushcart Prize are:

If you read this blog but don’t read Toasted Cheese, consider this your invitation to check TC out 🙂 We are tasty, especially when served with dill pickles.

November Photo Project Wrap-Up

Most popular, according to views:

  • 11 (Poppy) – 14 views
  • 1 (Maple Leaves) & 12 (Chocolate Chip Cookies) – 11 views
  • 8 (Running Shoes) – 10 views

Don’t ask me why the shoes were so popular.

My favorite, I think, is 10 (Pomegranate). I also really like 2 (Vancouver Public Library), but it’s not as crisp as I would like. I’ll have to try that one again.

My least favorite is 13 (Domino). Clearly I was desperate for subject matter that day.

The Set.

It was a good exercise. What shall I do next? Hmm…